Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism.
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Sometime it gets so corny when the guy proposed to a girl, below are some of teh funny proposals and the reply for them.
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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Hey don’t let go the hand of your bride other wise we will not be responsible of the wife change. Are you sure you are with yours?
As a plane is losing power, a Pilot comes over the intercom and says:
“Sorry it hat go come down to this folks, but we’ve already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed.” “I hate to have to do this, but we’re going to have to start releasing some passengers.”
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It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes.
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Lets take a look at this football players that has an unforgettable memories during their games.even thou game is worst,they
lose or they won.the most important is how they play and how the did a craziest things like this.
HOW FAST CAN YOU GUESS THESE WORDS… Fill the blank spaces. I am guessing that you are so genius, let see.
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This is one of the funniest place to sleep,although you have no choice but the way it makes you feeling better you are ready take the risk just as long as you can sleep.
